A Dramatic Presentation of a Classical Analogue to the Quantum Zeno Effect
A Play in One Act:
John Boy: Good night, Mary Ellen.
Mary Ellen: Good night John Boy.
JB: Are you asleep?
ME: No.
JB: Are you asleep?
ME: No.
JB: Are you asleep?
ME: No.
Repeat several more times
Exeunt, pursued by a bear.
Brilliant! If I had been drinking milk, I probably would have snorted it out of my nose.
I wasn’t drinking when he pulled this out during dinner, which is a good thing, because I laughed so hard that the dog got all concerned and excited.
Ha! This might be the best physics joke evar.