Via a mailing list, I got sent this link to a really mind-boggling Microsoft marketing video from the 80’s. It really defies description, but the original poster made a good attempt:
Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.
The link goes directly to the seven minute mark, or I’ll embed the full video below the fold (mostly because I want to see how that works). It’s nice to see that Microsoft have been PR aces for close to twenty years…