Smack Talking, Geek Style

John Scalzi is talking a big game:

I was just taking one of those Internet tests to see how much of a geek I am, when I suddenly thought, what the fuck am I doing? I’m a published science fiction writer. Do not pass “go,” do not collect $200, you know? Just go straight to the geek win.

That’s right, I win at geek. Tell me I’m wrong.

All I have to say is, “Enjoy it while you can, Heinlein boy.”

I’m writing a book based on talking to my dog about quantum physics. Scalzi holds the title for the moment by virtue of actually being published, while my book is still pending.

But he’s just keeping my chair warm. Talking to the dog about quantum theory blows away his weak little “Campbell Award winning SF author” thing…