Non-Dorky Poll: Distressing Public Art

A quick photo poll question: Which of these statues seen on the street in Japan is more disturbing? This chubby nude saxophonist from Himeji:

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Or this small child riding a giant carp from Takayama:

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Leave your answer in the comments. You can only pick one.