“I do not, for one, believe that the problem was that the band was down. I believe the problem may have been that there was a sky bison on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a toddler.
“Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the animal.”
(A tiny bit of context. And no, we’re not going to play “Stonehenge” tomorrow.)
That is one happy child, as was I.